Books!!!!11

New post. I procrastinated and it’s really late and I had wanted to go to bed early. Fuck. Watch it.

Blog in bed.

I did this one from my bed. You can see the Ice Ship poster Jed gave me. It’s the only thing hanging in my room because he said if I didn’t hang it up I’d have to give it back to him. The lighting isn’t the best, it makes me look a little dark and mysterious, but not a lot. The glare on my head has also died down, now I look more like a marine than a lighthouse. I’m not sure which is cooler. I’ll probably make a chart of some sort depicting what I look like in each stage of hair growth. Day 1: Beacon, Day 5: Marine and so on. Maybe I’ll draw stick figures. Maybe I’m losing my mind as I slowly phase sleep out of my daily schedule. I’m still convinced I can train my body to not need it. Some might say I’m crazy, I say I’m a visionary. Anyway, here’s my offering for you tonight…

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Wow, I’m ready to go to bed early. I’ve had a long day of playing video games. I have work in the morning and I’m actually looking forward to it. Break was awesome. Sorry I didn’t post at all. Here’s a new video, I look ridiculous with my bald head which i discuss at length. Enjoy!

APOLOGIES!!!

Guys, I’m sorry. All weekend, literally, two people have flocked me with questions about why my Vlog hasn’t updated this weekend. I went on break and I just got too busy with laying around and being lazy and stuffing my face and drinking and watching movies etc. You know how it is. Anyway, I’ll be back at work tomorrow which means a brand new entry when I get home most likely. If nothing else, I’ll be back to regular posting after the New Year so don’t worry.

In the meantime, I suggest enjoying your break. See some friends, get wasted and stop worrying about me, because I’m FINE guys. I appreciate all the concern but this vlog is not a direct measure of my health or mental state. I’d be filming this but I look a mess and after the first one, I decided it was in my best interest to not look like a homeless person online.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

<3

Andy

Tired much?

This is becoming a trend, once I get used to all of this I promise I will be more interesting but right now you’re watching an evolving process and if you stop watching now you won’t appreciate the greatness of future episodes.

That’s my appeal, take it or leave it.

Keepin it goin…

I AM BEAT!!!

Exhaustion setting in.

But I perservered and made this shit anyway. So, it might not be the best thing ever, but watch it and massage my ego anyway.

1st day of work!

Well guys, today I became a man.

I thought I was a man when I had my Bar Mitzvah and sang in the ancient tongue. But come on, it was a Star Wars themed party, who was I kidding?

I thought I became a man when I lost my virginity. In a train station parking lot? On Yom Kippur? A cop showed up right after to make us leave!

Anyway…I’m sure I could find a reason to discredit this whole thing too, but I don’t wanna give anything away cause video Andy is gonna say it all.

Click it.

Andy goes public!

Ok, I finally got a real job. Now that I have cool shit to talk about, I’m gonna record it and cut out some of the obnoxious “Uuuum”s and “yeah so”s and make myself look like a good speaker. Then I’m going to post it and you watch it and go “Hey, he’s funny, that’s the kind of guy I’d like to give money to some day!”

Here’s the first post, excuse my appearance.